It’s been awhile since I’ve gotten laid and at this point I’m ready to just settle for calling in the reserves: creepy weirdos [Read More]
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Elevator Etiquette
Returning home from work just now, wearing a black and white flowing sundress and 5-inch black peep-toe stilettos, I wearily dragged my ass over [Read More]
Porn With a Plot
Nobody likes being the third wheel, especially when you know you’re going to be the third wheel to your best friend’s date [Read More]
The DP Dare
Drama’s only word of advice to me (ever maybe) was to, “Whatever you do, Jay, do NOT fuck The Russian DP!” How can anybody [Read More]
Wedding Night Nookie, Please? Part II
**While I normally only separate stories into several parts as a means to fully detail the extent of how ridiculous my adventure was, I must [Read More]
Wedding Night Nookie, Please? Part I
Last night was Gem and Vixen’s wedding. At the rehearsal dinner the night prior, Georgia Peach and I, the only single girls in the wedding [Read More]
Big Mistake or Opportunity for Entertainment?
After work tonight, I saw a text from Wiley stating that, “Hey, I’m moving home (Chicago) on the 15th so I was hoping we could grab a [Read More]
Three’s Company or a Crowd?
This morning I was propositioned by a 45-year-old married couple to be the third person guest-appearance in their casual, routine, threesomes. [Read More]
The Mile-High Creeper
How is it possible that EVERY SINGLE MAN at LAX tonight is unbelievably gorgeous? Is it just my heightened libido resulting from a bizarre [Read More]
Love Let Down
Well, Drummer and I ended things last night. Needless to say I had awful nightmares about swimming with sharks…naked. I then woke up with [Read More]
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