After having failed miserably at attempting to bed Jason the last time we saw each other, I’m a little anxious about seeing him tonight.
Archives for April 2012
I woke up this morning with a strange man in my bed and shards of glass in my feet. My makeup was still on. My dress was still on. My panties
Me: So guys...he wants me to pee in his mouth. Mirage: Oh he's totally one of those guys that likes to call girls "Mommy" in bed I bet...I bet
While stuck in LA traffic (as usual) this morning, I contemplated all the men I’ve dated, had my eye on, seen, wanted to fuck, etc. this
After the luau, everybody scattered to the beach-side bar because there was apparently an after-party that all the dancers would be attending.
With my Mai-tai in one hand and my dignity in another, I walk into the Luau by myself hoping to get a head-start on all the free alcohol before
Sitting in bored on a boring weekday night, Drama and I are hanging out on his couch listening to Drake FUCKING AGAIN while trying to figure out
Woke up this morning to Wiley calling me. I have not spoken to Wiley in two months since he dramatically and obnoxiously stormed off on me at
Walking into the laundry room today, I see some guy bent over and in the bottom dryer pulling out the last of his clothes. Blonde and toned,
Completely baffled at the fact that Drummer wants to see me again, I sit on my therapist’s couch discussing whether or not I should just