I frantically text The Great and Back Door Bitch to come meet me at the bar, as the cab driver slowly pulls into the tiny valet lot in front of [Read More]
sex and drugs
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part II
I frantically text The Great and Back Door Bitch to come meet me at the bar, as the cab driver slowly pulls into the tiny valet lot in front of [Read More]
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part I
In Vegas, The Great was only 20 and I must say the boy drunk did not suffice as an underage boy being able to get drunk in Vegas.He merely [Read More]
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part I
In Vegas, The Great was only 20 and I must say the boy drunk did not suffice as an underage boy being able to get drunk in Vegas.He merely [Read More]
My Va-Jay Jay Exchange
Boss Man wants me to recruit people to sell our products for an upcoming launch.He says to me in our meeting, “Use whatEVER means, [Read More]
My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part III
In the bathroom, Lube zips up my TOIT, black XXS spandex Bebe dress, as I tuck my right hand under my left tit, and then my left hand under my [Read More]
My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part III
In the bathroom, Lube zips up my TOIT, black XXS spandex Bebe dress, as I tuck my right hand under my left tit, and then my left hand under my [Read More]
Backshots From The Bartender, Part II
Frankly, I don’t like confining my Friday night fucks to somebody I’d been done did. I already slept with The Bartender…why in [Read More]
Sex and The Sandy
After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore. And I [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, The Epilogue
I woke up this morning next to Drummer…naked…AGAIN. I can’t help but roll my eyes at myself and my apparent inability to stand [Read More]
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