Boss Man wants me to recruit people to sell our products for an upcoming launch.He says to me in our meeting, “Use whatEVER means, [Read More]
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The Nose-Picking Pickup
When turning off my exit to go to work this morning, I see in the corner of my eye a guy in a black Range Rover flagging me down. FUCK! Is that [Read More]
Backshots From The Bartender, Part II
Frankly, I don’t like confining my Friday night fucks to somebody I’d been done did. I already slept with The Bartender…why in [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, The Epilogue
I woke up this morning next to Drummer…naked…AGAIN. I can’t help but roll my eyes at myself and my apparent inability to stand [Read More]
Finding Yourself Through Fucking
Finding Yourself Through FuckingMy sex column finally launched! It’s about all the self discoveries I make from being a slutty Hollywood [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part II
I once asked my sister what her ultimate sexual fantasy was… Her answer? To fall in LOVE!…and get MARRIED!…and HAVE A [Read More]
My Sex Invasions
Since starting this blog, I’ve had several people comment on their random, insidious thoughts of me during their own personal penetrative [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part I
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a THIRD mother fuckin time…well… Shame just obviously isn’t serving its rightful [Read More]
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