Since starting this blog, I’ve had several people comment on their random, insidious thoughts of me during their own personal penetrative playtime.
So I’ve decided to compile a list of quotes based on the latter:
1. So I fucked some stranger in the bathroom the other night while I was wasted and I IMMEDIATELY thought I WISH JAYLA WAS HERE!
2. There we were ripping and tearing each others’ clothes off in the back alley behind the bar and I thought WHAT WOULD JAYLA DO? I then channeled you and had the best sex of my life.
3. You’ve inspired me to have more fun and get sluttier!
4. He sent me a super dirty text and I wondered what YOU would say back. So I wrote that back and it worked.
5. Can you sext my boyfriend for me in a way that gets him to fuck me better?
6. I role played as you the other night. It was so hot.
7. I tried playing the whole hard to get thing thinking he’d totally wanna fuck. Didn’t work. Then I wondered what you’d do so instead I went in there and sucked that shit like I was mad at it. Yeah he definitely wanted to fuck after that.
8. I vomited while I was giving him head. I thought that’s totally something that would happen to you!
9. That girl shit on my dick. I thought that was something you’d write about.
10. Every time I have awful awkward sex I think of you!
11. So my buddies and I had a shitload of coke and hookers in the room and at one point I thought “This is probably a regular Friday night for her.”
12. I thought of you when I was cumming the other night.
These are the greatest compliments a girl could ask for.