Went back to Stout last night (fucking surprise surprise) for my date with the friend of Vixen and Gem’s, the guy who apparently bit off [Read More]
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Best Has Yet to Cum
Back in JANUARY, I was hanging out at a Starbucks waiting for my skinny, tall, peppermint mocha with soy, no foam or whipped cream, when I was [Read More]
Keepin It In The Family
Grandma: *insert thick fobby accent* Jeyyy I hab a nep pyoo dat libs in el ey! (Jay, I have a nephew that lives in LA) I tink yoo should a meeet [Read More]
Strangers In The Night
Last night, after getting out of Church (yes…I <3 Jesus….very deeply too…WHAT?!) I had a voicemail waiting for me from a [Read More]
Inspiring single readers one vibrator at a time. [Read More]
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That’s What Friends Are For
Drama: I ran into M&M today...mother fucker pretended not to know me. Me: Really? That's weird... Drama: Probably because he was with a [Read More]
My Texts From Last Night
My absurdly drunk texting going on with Jester amidst my attempts to bed Jason last night, which I only happened to discover later on this [Read More]
Friends With Perceived Benefits
Went out unwillingly last night with Jester and Diva to somewhere out in the West side; my stubborn ass really hates leaving Hollywood to go [Read More]
Jersey Mismatch
I had a date last night with a sexy-ass Italian from north Jersey. You would think that this would be the perfect date for me considering, on [Read More]
Put Out or Get Put Out?
So last night, as I’m retelling the story of Mike and the cupcakes to Scandal and Drama, Drama demands to know why I even bothered making [Read More]
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