Finding Yourself Through FuckingMy sex column finally launched! It’s about all the self discoveries I make from being a slutty Hollywood [Read More]
Archives for October 2012
To Catch a Predator
Co-worker: *excited voice on a super emo melancholy Indian boy* Look look!!! I found a back massager! Me: *not even turning around to look* [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part III
Drummer and my sister have finally stopped their THREESOME chant. And only because we’re now in Izzy’s for a drunken binge. As soon [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part II
I once asked my sister what her ultimate sexual fantasy was… Her answer? To fall in LOVE!…and get MARRIED!…and HAVE A [Read More]
My Sex Invasions
Since starting this blog, I’ve had several people comment on their random, insidious thoughts of me during their own personal penetrative [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part I
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a THIRD mother fuckin time…well… Shame just obviously isn’t serving its rightful [Read More]
Fucking Around at Work
Co-worker: So...the bosses are out...what should we do? Me: We should fuck. Co-worker: YES. Where? Me: In the bathroom. Co-worker: Nobody's here [Read More]
Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Each Other, The Epilogue
It’s 10 o’clock in the morning. Drummer and I didn’t stop fucking until 9. Why am I awake right now? Oh yeah. Cuz [Read More]
Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Each Other, The Epilogue
It’s 10 o’clock in the morning. Drummer and I didn’t stop fucking until 9. Why am I awake right now? Oh yeah. Cuz [Read More]
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