The Princess and The Pee…in His Mouth

Me: So guys…he wants me to pee in his mouth.
Mirage: Oh he’s totally one of those guys that likes to call girls “Mommy” in bed I bet…I bet he wants you to shit on him too.
Scandal: I would definitely stay away from broccolli and asparagus that day…ooooh go for lots of pineapple beforehand!
Drama: You’re totally gonna do it. I see this happening with no hesitation on your part.
Luscious: Haha! Just drink a lot of water before you do… Notice how nobody’s talking you out of it. Everybody just knows you’re gonna do it.
Me: Well, duh, how can I possibly judge something before I’ve tried it?
All: True.