It’s Christmas Eve.
My favorite Christmas movie is “Love Actually”…
…and my FAVORITE segment is the one where the badass guy from Lost is secretly in love with his best friend’s wife, Keira Knightly.
Ugh. Love them both.
I never knew why it was my favorite…and at the same time it makes sense.
You love her that much…and for whatever reason you tell yourself, you’ve decided that it’s WRONG.
It can’t happen.
You’re more likely to be cast as the lead role in a show about the zombie apocalypse (ok FINE in his case but don’t even!).
Whatever it is…IT is reason enough.
I’ve been there.
The question IS…when the fuck are we gonna stop?!
When are we gonna stop saying, “OK I don’t need her anymore” or “Whatever he isn’t REALLY who I want” “OK there’s nothing I can do about it!”
Ugh…the lies we tell ourselves.
And from now on I’m going to veer away from telling you all about my vaginal escapades round town and focus more on YOU and me helping YOU get what (who) you want…
You’ve heard enough of my stories anyway, right? 😉
So back to you.
Stop lying to yourself.
You want her.
Now let’s get her.
In the meantime I’ll be sitting here in bed eating ice cream and watching Love Actually screaming WHY GOD WHY while I continue to lie to myself.
SIKE KIDDING…well no, not kidding.
BUT GIRLS CAN DO THAT!
We sit here and lie to ourselves because we expect that you’ll be like THIS GUY DOWN HERE and just come after us!
Women are allowed to do that…we’re allowed to sit and wait and wish and hope.
And (trust me when I say) it makes me sad that men are the ones expected to do the outlandishly crazy romantic things where you profess your undying love to her by showing up on her doorstep to tell her.
Guys can get away with this stuff like the guy from Love Actually…
If guys do it, it’s romantic.
If girls do it…it’s BATSHIT CRAZY!
Chances are she’s sitting there in her bed too watching this movie thinking, “WHY WON’T HE DO THIS TO MEEEE?!”
So think about it…sleep on it…have some egg nog over it…
And come New Year we’re doin this 😉
Merry Christmas Handsome…to me you are perfect <3