The Law of Attraction

Today I was inspired by a 16-year-old girl with a crush on a boy to GO AHEAD AND TELL M&M HOW I FEEEEEEL!  Just go over there, knock on the door, and scream, “AHHHH I STILL HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU!”  Of course by the time I got back to my place, I’d talked myself out of it.  Instead, I did laundry and sighed every time I passed his door.  When I got into the laundry room, I saw a little sign posted on the wall reading, “Futon for sale; great condition.  Call 310-…-….” OH MY GOD THATS HIS NUMBER!!!  I took it as a divine sign from God that I was meant to contact him…now I have his number…fuck…this could very well be the end of my pride and sanity as we speak…