That’s What Friends Are For

Drama: I ran into M&M today…mother fucker pretended not to know me.
Me: Really? That’s weird…
Drama: Probably because he was with a huge bitch.
Me: WHAT?! Really?!
Drama: Yeah…I wouldn’t fuck her.
Me: Oh my God, I love you…
Drama: Bitch was so huge oh my God…like thick…like really tall, his height, and big…
Me: Stop it I love you so much for this you have no idea…
Drama: Ugh…no I wouldn’t fuck her….
Me: You’re the best stop it already…!
Drama: All holdin that huge bitch’s hand like a faggot…holdin hands like faggots the two of them
Me: …..and this is why we’re friends.