My absurdly drunk texting going on with Jester amidst my attempts to bed Jason last night, which I only happened to discover later on this [Read More]
Venice Beach
Friends With Perceived Benefits
Went out unwillingly last night with Jester and Diva to somewhere out in the West side; my stubborn ass really hates leaving Hollywood to go [Read More]
Jersey Mismatch
I had a date last night with a sexy-ass Italian from north Jersey. You would think that this would be the perfect date for me considering, on [Read More]
Put Out or Get Put Out?
So last night, as I’m retelling the story of Mike and the cupcakes to Scandal and Drama, Drama demands to know why I even bothered making [Read More]
Stay Classy San Francisco
Was at the MAC today looking at lipstick with my cousin. I was determined to buy a nice rouge, as I don’t ever wear lipstick and thought I [Read More]
Freaky Friday
I got a Brazilian today. Today is Friday. It seems my stars are aligned. [Read More]
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