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Reasons I Probably Don’t Have a Boyfriend
1. I feel all too comfortable enough to be my genuine self in front of most men, which mostly consists of me genuinely being gassy 24/7. 2. I [Read More]
Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, Part IV
Now, I’m not gonna lie, I definitely have a few drinks in me. Not enough to make me a hot mess in bed, but definitely enough to make me a [Read More]
Phone Foreplay
I attempted to have Voxer sex today. It’s a step down from phone sex, yet a step up from sexting. It is exactly how you would imagine sex [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (I)
It’s Thursday night and 4:45 in the morning. I guess technically that would make it Friday morning. In that case, it’s mother fucking 4:45 am [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (I)
It’s Thursday night and 4:45 in the morning. I guess technically that would make it Friday morning. In that case, it’s mother fucking 4:45 am [Read More]
Those were the days…
A young 18-year-old girl told me that she once used to do cocaine and Molly, carelessly sleeping around back when she was younger. Yeah, me [Read More]
An uncircumsized penis is like a beautiful flower blossoming in all its beauty before you! …..don’t judge me it’s the only [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/an-uncircumsized-penis-is-like-a-beautiful-flower/
Come Fuck Me’s
I was just hit on at the gas station. Maybe it was the sexy wife beater and mesh shorts I was donning coupled with my unshowered stench and hose [Read More]
Found this book at work. Everybody asked to borrow it, thinking it belonged to me. Pssh, coulda wrote this shit ma daaaaaaaaaaamn self. [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/found-this-book-at-work-everybody-asked-to/
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