I’ll never knock anything until I try it…because as grotesque and awkward as things may look at first glance…I usually quite enjoy the experience [Read More]
Los Angeles
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part II
I frantically text The Great and Back Door Bitch to come meet me at the bar, as the cab driver slowly pulls into the tiny valet lot in front of [Read More]
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part II
I frantically text The Great and Back Door Bitch to come meet me at the bar, as the cab driver slowly pulls into the tiny valet lot in front of [Read More]
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part I
In Vegas, The Great was only 20 and I must say the boy drunk did not suffice as an underage boy being able to get drunk in Vegas.He merely [Read More]
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part I
In Vegas, The Great was only 20 and I must say the boy drunk did not suffice as an underage boy being able to get drunk in Vegas.He merely [Read More]
My Va-Jay Jay Exchange
Boss Man wants me to recruit people to sell our products for an upcoming launch.He says to me in our meeting, “Use whatEVER means, [Read More]
My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part III
In the bathroom, Lube zips up my TOIT, black XXS spandex Bebe dress, as I tuck my right hand under my left tit, and then my left hand under my [Read More]
My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn) Part III
In the bathroom, Lube zips up my TOIT, black XXS spandex Bebe dress, as I tuck my right hand under my left tit, and then my left hand under my [Read More]
Backshots From The Bartender, Part III
While I don’t like having to put out by forced means, you bet your ass I am ALWAYS willing to put out for the sake of my friends getting [Read More]
How To Make a Porn Star Blush
Today, my favorite male porn star came into the office.My co-worker who works directly with him has been telling him for weeks now about how one [Read More]
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