December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
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Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Anal Sex: Butt, Why Not?
Yesterday I met up with Persian Princess for the first time since she got married in September. Woe to the hazards of living a county away from [Read More]
Sex and The Sandy
After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore. And I [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, The Epilogue
I woke up this morning next to Drummer…naked…AGAIN. I can’t help but roll my eyes at myself and my apparent inability to stand [Read More]
Finding Yourself Through Fucking
Finding Yourself Through FuckingMy sex column finally launched! It’s about all the self discoveries I make from being a slutty Hollywood [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part II
I once asked my sister what her ultimate sexual fantasy was… Her answer? To fall in LOVE!…and get MARRIED!…and HAVE A [Read More]
My Sex Invasions
Since starting this blog, I’ve had several people comment on their random, insidious thoughts of me during their own personal penetrative [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part I
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a THIRD mother fuckin time…well… Shame just obviously isn’t serving its rightful [Read More]
Fucking Around at Work
Co-worker: So...the bosses are out...what should we do? Me: We should fuck. Co-worker: YES. Where? Me: In the bathroom. Co-worker: Nobody's here [Read More]
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