There’s only two things that make me drive lightening fast through the rain in California: the overwhelming, unbearable need to pee my [Read More]
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RU That Guy Who Keeps Sending Me Pictures of His Dick?
There’s only two things that make me drive lightening fast through the rain in California: the overwhelming, unbearable need to pee my [Read More]
Backshots from The Bartender, Part I
When it comes to hosting wild, crazy, single-girl debauchery, I pride myself on being your go-to-girl… But when it comes to putting my [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Sex and The Sandy
After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore. And I [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part II
I once asked my sister what her ultimate sexual fantasy was… Her answer? To fall in LOVE!…and get MARRIED!…and HAVE A [Read More]
My Sex Invasions
Since starting this blog, I’ve had several people comment on their random, insidious thoughts of me during their own personal penetrative [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part I
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a THIRD mother fuckin time…well… Shame just obviously isn’t serving its rightful [Read More]
Fucking Around at Work
Co-worker: So...the bosses are out...what should we do? Me: We should fuck. Co-worker: YES. Where? Me: In the bathroom. Co-worker: Nobody's here [Read More]
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