Boss Man wants me to recruit people to sell our products for an upcoming launch.He says to me in our meeting, “Use whatEVER means, [Read More]
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Backshots From The Bartender, Part III
While I don’t like having to put out by forced means, you bet your ass I am ALWAYS willing to put out for the sake of my friends getting [Read More]
How To Make a Porn Star Blush
Today, my favorite male porn star came into the office.My co-worker who works directly with him has been telling him for weeks now about how one [Read More]
Backshots From The Bartender, Part II
Frankly, I don’t like confining my Friday night fucks to somebody I’d been done did. I already slept with The Bartender…why in [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Anal Sex: Butt, Why Not?
Yesterday I met up with Persian Princess for the first time since she got married in September. Woe to the hazards of living a county away from [Read More]
Sex and The Sandy
After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore. And I [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, The Epilogue
I woke up this morning next to Drummer…naked…AGAIN. I can’t help but roll my eyes at myself and my apparent inability to stand [Read More]
Finding Yourself Through Fucking
Finding Yourself Through FuckingMy sex column finally launched! It’s about all the self discoveries I make from being a slutty Hollywood [Read More]
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