Capitol Records

This morning I was propositioned by a 45-year-old married couple to be the third person guest-appearance in their casual, routine, threesomes.  [Read More]

How is it possible that EVERY SINGLE MAN at LAX tonight is unbelievably gorgeous? Is it just my heightened libido resulting from a bizarre [Read More]

Well, Drummer and I ended things last night.  Needless to say I had awful nightmares about swimming with sharks…naked.  I then woke up with [Read More]

After having failed miserably at attempting to bed Jason the last time we saw each other, I’m a little anxious about seeing him tonight. [Read More]

I woke up this morning with a strange man in my bed and shards of glass in my feet.  My makeup was still on.  My dress was still on.  My panties [Read More]

While stuck in LA traffic (as usual) this morning, I contemplated all the men I’ve dated, had my eye on, seen, wanted to fuck, etc. this [Read More]

After the luau, everybody scattered to the beach-side bar because there was apparently an after-party that all the dancers would be attending.  [Read More]

With my Mai-tai in one hand and my dignity in another, I walk into the Luau by myself hoping to get a head-start on all the free alcohol before [Read More]

Sitting in bored on a boring weekday night, Drama and I are hanging out on his couch listening to Drake FUCKING AGAIN while trying to figure out [Read More]