I’ll never knock anything until I try it…because as grotesque and awkward as things may look at first glance…I usually quite enjoy the experience [Read More]
ass & titties
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part II
I frantically text The Great and Back Door Bitch to come meet me at the bar, as the cab driver slowly pulls into the tiny valet lot in front of [Read More]
The Great Turns 21 (Cue Strippers, Coke & Vomit), Part II
I frantically text The Great and Back Door Bitch to come meet me at the bar, as the cab driver slowly pulls into the tiny valet lot in front of [Read More]
My Va-Jay Jay Exchange
Boss Man wants me to recruit people to sell our products for an upcoming launch.He says to me in our meeting, “Use whatEVER means, [Read More]
My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn), The Finale
Finally arriving inside The Joint of the Hardrock Hotel & Casino, I see a sea of beautiful, half-naked women giddily giggling and fondling [Read More]
My Night at The AVN Awards (aka The Oscars for Porn), The Finale
Finally arriving inside The Joint of the Hardrock Hotel & Casino, I see a sea of beautiful, half-naked women giddily giggling and fondling [Read More]
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