STD Clinic Controversy

I’m currently sitting in the clinic now, waiting to get my routine check-up. There is a sexy ass mother fucker filling out forms next to me, with bright blue eyes and broad shoulders. He smells good. Marvin Gay’s “Let’s Get It On” is playing on the loudspeaker. I’m here to make sure I’m good to go before bedding Drummer. I believe this is God testing me….before I get tested.