Sex and The Sandy

After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore.

And I thought I did a number back there.

Shiiiiiiiiit.

Last time I was in Jersey, I didn’t have enough time to fuck everybody (or ANYBODY!) on my “Never Got a Chance To” list.

You know…that list you compile after going back through the years and realizing, “I wish I fucked that guy/girl!” only to realize that now it’s too late?

Yeah that list.

Well…I refuse to let timing or geographic location limit my vaginal escapades ANY LONGER!

On the plane back to LA, I swore that my next trip would consist of me knocking out at least half of my Fuck-It Bucket List.

But with all the cell towers down, lack of heat and power, and my inability to contact the men on my said list, I think I may have to accept defeat on this one.

Sandy:1 ; Jayla: 0