I can’t understand how acting like a coke slut is supposed to be funny

OMG me neither!

Thank God somebody agrees with me. *wink and a gun…followed by a high five…which will probably be rejected by you…because you probably do not high five coke sluts…even though you take the time and energy to read about them and further contact them about having done so…I don’t want a high five from you anyway now that I think of it…slap in your face instead*

Thank you for reading! =)