First of all, love your blog! My question is about the “magic number”, i.e., the number of sex partners. I think that, along with the double standard, would be a great topic for a blog entry. I am curious about how you views and your number. Care to share how many guys you’ve banged? Not sure if I am like most guys but, although my number is very low, I am most attracted/interested in women whose number is high. I like the free-spirited women who are confident in their sexuality. Signed YL

Dear YL,

Ahh…the infamous, “What’s your number?” question.

The number that usually helps the masses gauge the level of respect and amount of whore judgment to bestow on me.

To that I say…who cares how many people I’ve fucked?  

That’s like asking me how many grains of coke are in my drug jar right now.

Who has time to count such an extensively radically high number?!

I kid, I kid.

I’m actually out of coke…

I should re-stock…

ANYWAY.

Even if I DID have a full drug-jar (note to self hit up dealer when I’m done replying), I definitely have not been with THAT many people (amount of grains of yay in case I lost ya in my inner self dialogue).

Or at least I don’t think so…

Signed JLA

P.S – I love that you love my blog!!!  I, too, am attracted to slutty people…like…AWFULLY slutty people.  But not STD slutty…that’s just gross.  Thank you for reading, Sir.