Come Fuck Me’s

I was just hit on at the gas station. Maybe it was the sexy wife beater and mesh shorts I was donning coupled with my unshowered stench and hose handling skills.

He asked if I was into doctors.

I said, “Buddy, I’m into men with a pretty face, nice arms, and a set of balls, both literally and figuratively.”

I’m beginning to realize that I get hit on most the week before my period.

I recall once reading an article stating that a woman has more pheromones emanating about a week prior to the bloody bonanza. Translation: she’s giving off more essence of COME FUCK ME.

Maybe science was on to something.

Or maybe I just happen to dress sluttier around this time.