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I don’t fuck my friends.  If you’re a guy friend of mine, I won’t fuck you, I won’t suck you, and I sure as hell will [Read More]

With my dress still hiked up over my waist and my bare ass in the air, I ponder how the fuck I’m gonna get out of this one, as Fifty carries me [Read More]

OMG me neither! Thank God somebody agrees with me. *wink and a gun…followed by a high five…which will probably be rejected by [Read More]

Text: Drummer…is this you? I almost can’t fucking believe it…but to be honest I find myself to be very well versed in the art [Read More]

"So let me get this straight: Your next door neighbor…the guy you’ve been HEARING having GOD AWFUL SEX…is hot?  And…you [Read More]

"So let me get this straight: Your next door neighbor…the guy you’ve been HEARING having GOD AWFUL SEX…is hot?  And…you [Read More]

Hmm… *pointing to my crotch*  Right here. Wait… Yup, I think that’s it.  WHEW!  That was a close one. [Read More]

Thank you sir!  I greatly appreciate having made you roll on the floor laughing! =D [Read More]