Having gotten out of his meeting earlier than expected, Drummer hit me up to ask where we should meet. Considering it had been raining heavily [Read More]
Single Girl
Single-Girl Survival Skills
1. Never dick your girls for dick. They’re there for you when things get hard and they’ll be there for you when he goes soft. 2. If [Read More]
Drugs, Rock & Roll, Bad-Ass Blogging Hoe, Part I
I’ve never dated a drummer before, although it has always been a doting fantasy of mine considering how fucking awesome I am at [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, The Finale
It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can. Friend and [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, The Finale
It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can. Friend and [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, Part III
Back at my apartment, Sunny, Angel, Mirage, her friend, and I begin getting ready to go to the club. As we’re getting dressed, I’m [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, Part II
As excited as 7-year-olds on Christmas morning, we get upstairs into the bedroom and Cousin Ron tosses me on the bed. WAIT WAIT! I have to go [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, Part I
Drama had been pumping me up for some time about his hot, guido, entourage from Brooklyn coming to LA for a weekend getaway. Him: You’re [Read More]
Joke’s On Me
Went back to Stout last night (fucking surprise surprise) for my date with the friend of Vixen and Gem’s, the guy who apparently bit off [Read More]
Best Has Yet to Cum
Back in JANUARY, I was hanging out at a Starbucks waiting for my skinny, tall, peppermint mocha with soy, no foam or whipped cream, when I was [Read More]
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