Driving down to Newport Beach from Beach Blender's place, I down as much water and Ibuprofen as I can (careful not to accidentally take the [Read More]
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The Law of Attraction
Today I was inspired by a 16-year-old girl with a crush on a boy to GO AHEAD AND TELL M&M HOW I FEEEEEEL! Just go over there, knock on the [Read More]
Who Run The World?
I have no idea how I managed to head out last night, but champion out onto the mean streets of Hollywood Blvd. I did God dammit! I ended up out [Read More]
Slaps and Tickles
After last night’s failed attempts at solidifying a decent piece of ass, I decided to take up David on a mid-afternoon date at the W for [Read More]
The Dougie and The Douche
I had planned on staying in last night to watch Sex and The City and paint my nails. Miss Mirage hit me up around 7 though demanding that, if I [Read More]
It all started when…
It all started when I began speaking to Wiley again, the former drug-addict/former flame I dated back in July and eventually ended things with in [Read More]
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