Found this book at work. Everybody asked to borrow it, thinking it belonged to me. Pssh, coulda wrote this shit ma daaaaaaaaaaamn self. [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/found-this-book-at-work-everybody-asked-to/
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Morning walk of shame down the Hollywood Walk of Fame [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/morning-walk-of-shame-down-the-hollywood-walk-of/
Dick or Diction
Last night I was confronted with the fact that a guy I’m talking to is adamantly opposed to my use of the word CUNT. In his words, [Read More]
Day date with myself at Bistro Figaro while I discuss booty call criteria, options, and expectations with Fifty Shades. Yes, I’m reading [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/day-date-with-myself-at-bistro-figaro-while-i/
Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, Part II
You’d think at this point I would’ve went running for my life considering the possible imminent death with which I am faced. I must [Read More]
Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, Part I
Fifty Shades didn’t ask me if I wanted to see him today or if I still wanted to do dinner on the beach; he told me that’s what [Read More]
Rule & Bed Breaking
To reiterate this point from a previous blog post, no I don’t just meet mother fuckers on the side of the street, take them home with me, [Read More]
Happy Birthday Booty, Epilogue
At 6 years old, my Saturday mornings consisted of spam-and-egg breakfasts and Saturday Morning Cartoons. My favorites were Rocko’s Modern [Read More]
Happy Birthday Booty, Part III
Now with Persian Princess behind me, me in the middle, and Fifty Shades in front of me, we lay down and face one another, as we continue to talk [Read More]
Happy Birthday Booty, Part II
Continuing to roll on Molly and stroll down Holly….wood Boulevard (yeah, ya like that?!), I unleash a fury of nonstop questions as Fifty [Read More]
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