Now with Persian Princess behind me, me in the middle, and Fifty Shades in front of me, we lay down and face one another, as we continue to talk [Read More]
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Happy Birthday Booty, Part II
Continuing to roll on Molly and stroll down Holly….wood Boulevard (yeah, ya like that?!), I unleash a fury of nonstop questions as Fifty [Read More]
Happy Birthday Booty, Part I
In true happy-birthday fashion, I organized a slutty slumber party Friday night to ring in my 26th year of being a living, breathing, fucking [Read More]
The Libidinous Laundry Blues
I’m still sweating, panting, and palpitating as I type this, not because it’s 85 degrees right now in my apartment and not even [Read More]
How To Fuck A Billionaire
Driving down to Newport Beach from Beach Blender's place, I down as much water and Ibuprofen as I can (careful not to accidentally take the [Read More]
The Law of Attraction
Today I was inspired by a 16-year-old girl with a crush on a boy to GO AHEAD AND TELL M&M HOW I FEEEEEEL! Just go over there, knock on the [Read More]
Who Run The World?
I have no idea how I managed to head out last night, but champion out onto the mean streets of Hollywood Blvd. I did God dammit! I ended up out [Read More]
Slaps and Tickles
After last night’s failed attempts at solidifying a decent piece of ass, I decided to take up David on a mid-afternoon date at the W for [Read More]
It all started when…
It all started when I began speaking to Wiley again, the former drug-addict/former flame I dated back in July and eventually ended things with in [Read More]
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