In true happy-birthday fashion, I organized a slutty slumber party Friday night to ring in my 26th year of being a living, breathing, fucking [Read More]
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The Libidinous Laundry Blues
I’m still sweating, panting, and palpitating as I type this, not because it’s 85 degrees right now in my apartment and not even [Read More]
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Driving down to Newport Beach from Beach Blender's place, I down as much water and Ibuprofen as I can (careful not to accidentally take the [Read More]
It all started when…
It all started when I began speaking to Wiley again, the former drug-addict/former flame I dated back in July and eventually ended things with in [Read More]
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