Today, my favorite male porn star came into the office.My co-worker who works directly with him has been telling him for weeks now about how one [Read More]
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Backshots from The Bartender, Part I
When it comes to hosting wild, crazy, single-girl debauchery, I pride myself on being your go-to-girl… But when it comes to putting my [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
Anal Sex: Butt, Why Not?
Yesterday I met up with Persian Princess for the first time since she got married in September. Woe to the hazards of living a county away from [Read More]
Sex and The Sandy
After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore. And I [Read More]
Finding Yourself Through Fucking
Finding Yourself Through FuckingMy sex column finally launched! It’s about all the self discoveries I make from being a slutty Hollywood [Read More]
The Law of Attraction
Today I was inspired by a 16-year-old girl with a crush on a boy to GO AHEAD AND TELL M&M HOW I FEEEEEEL! Just go over there, knock on the [Read More]
Who Run The World?
I have no idea how I managed to head out last night, but champion out onto the mean streets of Hollywood Blvd. I did God dammit! I ended up out [Read More]
Slaps and Tickles
After last night’s failed attempts at solidifying a decent piece of ass, I decided to take up David on a mid-afternoon date at the W for [Read More]
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