After work tonight, I saw a text from Wiley stating that, “Hey, I’m moving home (Chicago) on the 15th so I was hoping we could grab a [Read More]
Hollywood
Three’s Company or a Crowd?
This morning I was propositioned by a 45-year-old married couple to be the third person guest-appearance in their casual, routine, threesomes. [Read More]
The Mile-High Creeper
How is it possible that EVERY SINGLE MAN at LAX tonight is unbelievably gorgeous? Is it just my heightened libido resulting from a bizarre [Read More]
Love Let Down
Well, Drummer and I ended things last night. Needless to say I had awful nightmares about swimming with sharks…naked. I then woke up with [Read More]
Who’s In My Bed?
After having failed miserably at attempting to bed Jason the last time we saw each other, I’m a little anxious about seeing him tonight. [Read More]
This Is Why I Do Drugs
I woke up this morning with a strange man in my bed and shards of glass in my feet. My makeup was still on. My dress was still on. My panties [Read More]
The Princess and The Pee…in His Mouth
Me: So guys...he wants me to pee in his mouth. Mirage: Oh he's totally one of those guys that likes to call girls "Mommy" in bed I bet...I bet [Read More]
Baldy Bonanza of 2012
While stuck in LA traffic (as usual) this morning, I contemplated all the men I’ve dated, had my eye on, seen, wanted to fuck, etc. this [Read More]
My Hula-Dancing Hot Mess, Part II
After the luau, everybody scattered to the beach-side bar because there was apparently an after-party that all the dancers would be attending. [Read More]
My Hula-Dancing Hot Mess, Part I
With my Mai-tai in one hand and my dignity in another, I walk into the Luau by myself hoping to get a head-start on all the free alcohol before [Read More]
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