Me: So somebody today asked me if I wanted kids...I can't even think that far into the future right now I'm only 25! King Kong: [Read More]
Hollywood Blvd.
The Stripper Wedding
You would think that going to the wedding of a former stripper would be something akin to a bachelor party in Vegas, equipped with gorgeous [Read More]
My Beverly Hills Brazilian Burn
I decided to go to a different place to get a wax yesterday due to an unbeatable Groupon deal: $19 for one Brazilian wax in Beverly Hills. [Read More]
Drugs, Rock & Roll, Bad-Ass Blogging Hoe, Part II
Having gotten out of his meeting earlier than expected, Drummer hit me up to ask where we should meet. Considering it had been raining heavily [Read More]
Single-Girl Survival Skills
1. Never dick your girls for dick. They’re there for you when things get hard and they’ll be there for you when he goes soft. 2. If [Read More]
Drugs, Rock & Roll, Bad-Ass Blogging Hoe, Part I
I’ve never dated a drummer before, although it has always been a doting fantasy of mine considering how fucking awesome I am at [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, The Finale
It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can. Friend and [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, The Finale
It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can. Friend and [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, Part III
Back at my apartment, Sunny, Angel, Mirage, her friend, and I begin getting ready to go to the club. As we’re getting dressed, I’m [Read More]
The Liar, The Bitch, and The Coke Whore, Part II
As excited as 7-year-olds on Christmas morning, we get upstairs into the bedroom and Cousin Ron tosses me on the bed. WAIT WAIT! I have to go [Read More]
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