Thank you sir! I greatly appreciate having made you roll on the floor laughing! =D [Read More]
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Anatomy of a Breakup, Part I
"So….what ever DID happen to Drummer…?” Mirage’s words ring through my ears like a sounding gong at the beginning of a [Read More]
The End of an Era
Moved out of my apartment today… I moved out of my first apartment on my own, my first taste of residential independence, my first taste of [Read More]
Fucking Overload
Apologies for the haitus… I’ve been completely overworked and surprisingly over-fucked lately =) Will catch up on my nonsensical [Read More]
will you show me your vagina ?
Wow…Only if you’re1. HOT 2. Educated and/or 3. Have a British accent. Otherwise, no, but thank you for asking. [Read More]
How Dare He!
I normally wouldn’t be caught dead in a heavy metal goth bar. However, it’s now been twice that I’ve been to Angels and Kings, [Read More]
Bedding a Bartender
I finally found a stable connect that gives me twice the amount of Molly for half the price as usual. It sure pays to be hot in Hollywood. With [Read More]
My Mocking Mama
Mom: *thick Filipino accent* So what ees yor new job den? Me: Well, Mom, I actually write newsletters and marketing emails giving men sex [Read More]
Rise and Write! …about sex [Read More]
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The Pick-up Artist
Him: *in a crowd of five guys walking into the club behind me* Hey cute dog! Can I pet it? Me: *sitting on a bench in front of the club and [Read More]
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