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You would think that going to the wedding of a former stripper would be something akin to a bachelor party in Vegas, equipped with gorgeous [Read More]

I decided to go to a different place to get a wax yesterday due to an unbeatable Groupon deal: $19 for one Brazilian wax in Beverly Hills.  [Read More]

Having gotten out of his meeting earlier than expected, Drummer hit me up to ask where we should meet.  Considering it had been raining heavily [Read More]

1. Never dick your girls for dick. They’re there for you when things get hard and they’ll be there for you when he goes soft.  2. If [Read More]

I’ve never dated a drummer before, although it has always been a doting fantasy of mine considering how fucking awesome I am at [Read More]

It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can.  Friend and [Read More]

It’s about 4 o’clock in the morning when we pull up to the house and all pour out of the cab as fast as we can.  Friend and [Read More]

Back at my apartment, Sunny, Angel, Mirage, her friend, and I begin getting ready to go to the club.  As we’re getting dressed, I’m [Read More]

As excited as 7-year-olds on Christmas morning, we get upstairs into the bedroom and Cousin Ron tosses me on the bed.   WAIT WAIT!  I have to go [Read More]

Drama had been pumping me up for some time about his hot, guido, entourage from Brooklyn coming to LA for a weekend getaway. Him: You’re [Read More]