December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
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Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (III)
December 1st, 2011: It’s Thursday night and I’ve just agreed to go out to drinks with my tall, tanned, super jacked, sexy, sultry, [Read More]
The End of an Era
Moved out of my apartment today… I moved out of my first apartment on my own, my first taste of residential independence, my first taste of [Read More]
will you show me your vagina ?
Wow…Only if you’re1. HOT 2. Educated and/or 3. Have a British accent. Otherwise, no, but thank you for asking. [Read More]
The only things allowed in my bed: me, myself, and my Chihuahua. [Read More]
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Come Fuck Me’s
I was just hit on at the gas station. Maybe it was the sexy wife beater and mesh shorts I was donning coupled with my unshowered stench and hose [Read More]
Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, Part III
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Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, Part II
You’d think at this point I would’ve went running for my life considering the possible imminent death with which I am faced. I must [Read More]
Penis Size Shmenis Size
Black Beauty Bookworm: *looking at a picture of one of my former flames* Oh he's really handsome! Wait you didn't like him back? Why [Read More]
One Night in Venice, Epilogue
Upon opening my eyes, I realize I’m not in my own bed. Worse off, I realize how badly I need to fart. FUCK. I definitely ate something [Read More]
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