There’s only two things that make me drive lightening fast through the rain in California: the overwhelming, unbearable need to pee my [Read More]
bartenders
RU That Guy Who Keeps Sending Me Pictures of His Dick?
There’s only two things that make me drive lightening fast through the rain in California: the overwhelming, unbearable need to pee my [Read More]
The End of an Era
Moved out of my apartment today… I moved out of my first apartment on my own, my first taste of residential independence, my first taste of [Read More]
will you show me your vagina ?
Wow…Only if you’re1. HOT 2. Educated and/or 3. Have a British accent. Otherwise, no, but thank you for asking. [Read More]
Morning walk of shame down the Hollywood Walk of Fame [Read More]
http://levelupseduction.com/morning-walk-of-shame-down-the-hollywood-walk-of/
Penis Size Shmenis Size
Black Beauty Bookworm: *looking at a picture of one of my former flames* Oh he's really handsome! Wait you didn't like him back? Why [Read More]
One Night in Venice, Epilogue
Upon opening my eyes, I realize I’m not in my own bed. Worse off, I realize how badly I need to fart. FUCK. I definitely ate something [Read More]
One Night in Venice, Part II
Pulling up to Beach Blender's place, I let him get into the car and direct me to the best parking spot; LA street parking is no fucking joke man [Read More]
Beauty and The Blue Balls
After spending the past two weeks playing phone and text-tag with one another, Mr. Hollywood and I had agreed to finally meet up for a nightly [Read More]
The Sex Havers and Have-Nots
After meandering around Hollywood on a Wednesday night, searching aimlessly for an awesome FREE time, my brother, sister, and I finally settled [Read More]
Connect With Me!
Hit Me Up On Social Media: