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Fucking Overload

Apologies for the haitus… I’ve been completely overworked and surprisingly over-fucked lately =) Will catch up on my nonsensical [Read More]

How Dare He!

I normally wouldn’t be caught dead in a heavy metal goth bar.  However, it’s now been twice that I’ve been to Angels and Kings, [Read More]

Bedding a Bartender

I finally found a stable connect that gives me twice the amount of Molly for half the price as usual.  It sure pays to be hot in Hollywood.  With [Read More]

My Mocking Mama

Mom: *thick Filipino accent* So what ees yor new job den? Me: Well, Mom, I actually write newsletters and marketing emails giving men sex [Read More]

The Pick-up Artist

Him: *in a crowd of five guys walking into the club behind me* Hey cute dog! Can I pet it? Me: *sitting on a bench in front of the club and [Read More]

Sex Addicts Anonymous

I’ve been contemplating going to a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting…but only because I’m pretty sure that’s where I’ll [Read More]

A Dating Tip for the Boys

While this post really has nothing to do with whether or not I got fucked, I needed to write it on the spot for a job application.  Thought [Read More]

My Thoughts on Magic Mike

As desperately as everyone demanded I read Fifty Shades of Grey (which I now happen to use often every night to masturbate), I’m being [Read More]

The Molesting Masseuse

I got a massage the other day. The masseuse happened to be this super muscular, lean, fit beautiful 45-year-old man who wore a hemp necklace and [Read More]