PLENTY. Cheap to make, easy to market, expensive to buy. It’s the most successful industry in the world. That or prostitution. I [Read More]
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Sex and The Sandy
After seeing the destruction and devastation caused by Hurricane Sandy, I immediately booked a ticket to head back to the Jersey Shore. And I [Read More]
The Squirting Orgasm
I’ve been writing about squirting orgasms for the past two weeks straight at work. Furthermore, I’ve been writing about how [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, The Epilogue
I woke up this morning next to Drummer…naked…AGAIN. I can’t help but roll my eyes at myself and my apparent inability to stand [Read More]
Finding Yourself Through Fucking
Finding Yourself Through FuckingMy sex column finally launched! It’s about all the self discoveries I make from being a slutty Hollywood [Read More]
To Catch a Predator
Co-worker: *excited voice on a super emo melancholy Indian boy* Look look!!! I found a back massager! Me: *not even turning around to look* [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part III
Drummer and my sister have finally stopped their THREESOME chant. And only because we’re now in Izzy’s for a drunken binge. As soon [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part II
I once asked my sister what her ultimate sexual fantasy was… Her answer? To fall in LOVE!…and get MARRIED!…and HAVE A [Read More]
My Sex Invasions
Since starting this blog, I’ve had several people comment on their random, insidious thoughts of me during their own personal penetrative [Read More]
Three’s Cum-pany, Part I
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a THIRD mother fuckin time…well… Shame just obviously isn’t serving its rightful [Read More]
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