Don’t ask me how I ended up half-naked in my bed with Drummer at this point…because I promise you I had every intention of making him [Read More]
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Fuck Each Other, Part I
I don’t fuck my friends. If you’re a guy friend of mine, I won’t fuck you, I won’t suck you, and I sure as hell will [Read More]
Fifty Shades of My Fantasy, The Finale
With my dress still hiked up over my waist and my bare ass in the air, I ponder how the fuck I’m gonna get out of this one, as Fifty carries me [Read More]
I can’t understand how acting like a coke slut is supposed to be funny
OMG me neither! Thank God somebody agrees with me. *wink and a gun…followed by a high five…which will probably be rejected by [Read More]
Anatomy of a Breakup, Part II
Text: Drummer…is this you? I almost can’t fucking believe it…but to be honest I find myself to be very well versed in the art [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (II)
"So let me get this straight: Your next door neighbor…the guy you’ve been HEARING having GOD AWFUL SEX…is hot? And…you [Read More]
Helping You Understand How I Got To Be So Whorish (II)
"So let me get this straight: Your next door neighbor…the guy you’ve been HEARING having GOD AWFUL SEX…is hot? And…you [Read More]
where is your vagina
Hmm… *pointing to my crotch* Right here. Wait… Yup, I think that’s it. WHEW! That was a close one. [Read More]
ROFL, you’re hilarious and a great writer, keep it up :-)
Thank you sir! I greatly appreciate having made you roll on the floor laughing! =D [Read More]
ROFL, you’re hilarious and a great writer, keep it up :-)
Thank you sir! I greatly appreciate having made you roll on the floor laughing! =D [Read More]
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