Archives for April 2012

Not planning on going out last night, I lay in bed as the people in the apartment below me blasted music loud enough that you’d think the [Read More]

I’m currently sitting in the clinic now, waiting to get my routine check-up. There is a sexy ass mother fucker filling out forms next to [Read More]

You would think that going to the wedding of a former stripper would be something akin to a bachelor party in Vegas, equipped with gorgeous [Read More]

I decided to go to a different place to get a wax yesterday due to an unbeatable Groupon deal: $19 for one Brazilian wax in Beverly Hills.  [Read More]

Having gotten out of his meeting earlier than expected, Drummer hit me up to ask where we should meet.  Considering it had been raining heavily [Read More]

1. Never dick your girls for dick. They’re there for you when things get hard and they’ll be there for you when he goes soft.  2. If [Read More]

I’ve never dated a drummer before, although it has always been a doting fantasy of mine considering how fucking awesome I am at [Read More]