How is it possible that EVERY SINGLE MAN at LAX tonight is unbelievably gorgeous? Is it just my heightened libido resulting from a bizarre coincidental mix of my now-COMPLETELY single status coupled with my now-COMPLETELY bare vag and asshole? Or am I just this lucky tonight? I’m hoping the latter. Cross your fingers for me. I just took a nyqiil though so this should be interesting…I should’ve taken ecstasy instead.