Moved out of my apartment today… I moved out of my first apartment on my own, my first taste of residential independence, my first taste of
Wow…Only if you’re1. HOT 2. Educated and/or 3. Have a British accent. Otherwise, no, but thank you for asking.
The only things allowed in my bed: me, myself, and my Chihuahua.
An uncircumsized penis is like a beautiful flower blossoming in all its beauty before you! …..don’t judge me it’s the only
Black Beauty Bookworm: *looking at a picture of one of my former flames* Oh he's really handsome! Wait you didn't like him back? Why
Upon opening my eyes, I realize I’m not in my own bed. Worse off, I realize how badly I need to fart. FUCK. I definitely ate something
Pulling up to Beach Blender's place, I let him get into the car and direct me to the best parking spot; LA street parking is no fucking joke man
After spending the past two weeks playing phone and text-tag with one another, Mr. Hollywood and I had agreed to finally meet up for a nightly
After meandering around Hollywood on a Wednesday night, searching aimlessly for an awesome FREE time, my brother, sister, and I finally settled
Too wide awake to sleep, Mr. Hollywood and I spend the next twenty minutes gulping down water and laying up in bed talking. Both on our sides