Black Beauty Bookworm: *looking at a picture of one of my former flames* Oh he’s really handsome! Wait you didn’t like him back? Why not?
Me: It’s not that I didn’t like him back LOOK AT HIM he’s fucking gorgeous. You reeeeeeeally wanna know the reason? *teasingly taunting her*
Black Beauty Bookworm: *eyes wide with excitement* Does it have to do with his PEEEENIS size?! *giggling to herself as she blushes, covers her mouth, and adjusts her glasses*
Me: *getting to the point* Quite frankly, Black Beauty, yes; I just heard way too many rumors that his penis was enormous! *whispering and covering my hand along my mouth* I heard it’s like 13-inches long…
Black Beauty Bookworm: *very serious and lowering her voice as well* Is that big?
Me: *SCREAMING* YES THAT’S GIGANTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Beauty Bookworm: AAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! *stepping back aghast and surprised* OOH! WELL I DON’T KNOW!!!
Me: *sighing* Oh yeah I forgot; you’re black.