It's Christmas Eve. My favorite Christmas movie is "Love Actually"... ...and my FAVORITE segment is the one where the badass guy from Lost [Read More]
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Find Me, Friend Me, Fuck Me, Part I
We met in Vegas…he had a table with apparently his production team…I was there with a bunch of Jersey dudes (don’t ask). I’m not taken with [Read More]
Stripping, Whipping, and Nipple Slipping, Part IV
My nipples are cold, hard, and pressed against this wooden board…which ironically enough is ALSO very cold and hard! I look through my hair to [Read More]
I’m In Love With A Gay Go-Go Dancer
For all the years I’ve been blogging about all the fucking I’m NOT doing in this town…I’ve never DRUNK blogged… Until now. I just came home [Read More]
Fine, FUCK IT, I’ll Write Something!
So…..I’m gonna be on Nightline… Apparently I have the most messaged/visited online dating profile in Los Angeles. MOM! THEY LIKE ME! THEY [Read More]
Stripping, Whipping, and Nipple Slipping, Part III
In one swift, fluid motion, The Master heads over to the stage, dragging me only by the base of my hair behind him. FUCKING OUCH MAN! If [Read More]
Stripping, Whipping, and Nipple Slipping, Part II
Now what I didn’t tell you earlier was that Persian Princess is going to the BDSM club for a CLASS TRIP.. AND… She’s pregnant. Allow me [Read More]
Stripping, Whipping, and Nipple Slipping, Part I
I’ll never knock anything until I try it…because as grotesque and awkward as things may look at first glance…I usually quite enjoy the experience [Read More]
Hey J. We met freshman year of college (no not like that) and were just good friends. My friend and I were talking about college days and your name popped up randomly – my friend said you had a crazy blog going on and linked me to it. I read a couple of entries (very well-written with the appropriate amount of snarkiness, btw) and its awesome you’re still the same down-to-earth girl since back then. Weve stopped talking because of complications in college…but glad you’re well. Ciao!
Who the hell are you?I demand to know.And more importantly…Have we had sex?Kidding kidding kidding!In all seriousness I appreciate you [Read More]
Hey J. We met freshman year of college (no not like that) and were just good friends. My friend and I were talking about college days and your name popped up randomly – my friend said you had a crazy blog going on and linked me to it. I read a couple of entries (very well-written with the appropriate amount of snarkiness, btw) and its awesome you’re still the same down-to-earth girl since back then. Weve stopped talking because of complications in college…but glad you’re well. Ciao!
Who the hell are you?I demand to know.And more importantly…Have we had sex?Kidding kidding kidding!In all seriousness I appreciate you [Read More]
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