Drama: I ran into M&M today...mother fucker pretended not to know me. Me: Really? That's weird... Drama: Probably because he was with a [Read More]
Archives for March 2012
My Texts From Last Night
My absurdly drunk texting going on with Jester amidst my attempts to bed Jason last night, which I only happened to discover later on this [Read More]
Friends With Perceived Benefits
Went out unwillingly last night with Jester and Diva to somewhere out in the West side; my stubborn ass really hates leaving Hollywood to go [Read More]
Jersey Mismatch
I had a date last night with a sexy-ass Italian from north Jersey. You would think that this would be the perfect date for me considering, on [Read More]
Put Out or Get Put Out?
So last night, as I’m retelling the story of Mike and the cupcakes to Scandal and Drama, Drama demands to know why I even bothered making [Read More]
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/e/16711680/wshh00N1xz8uZqGU4FlA Compliments of my asexually hetero-life partner, Drama, who knows exactly [Read More]
https://levelupseduction.com/compliments-of-my-asexually-hetero-life-partner/
An Emotional Raping
After cancelling my date and proceeding to inhale a week’s worth of food for dinner tonight, I decided to head to the gym downstairs with [Read More]
Cock or Crockpot?
I was supposed to have a date with a dentist tonight. After solidifying plans on where to meet, what time, and specific details about what we [Read More]
Jews Vs. Filipinos
Me: So, Mom, I have a date tonight with a dentist Mom: Oooooh good I hope he’s a Pilipino! Me: Uhh..no actually he’s Jewish. Mom: Oh [Read More]
The Real Reason I Shouldn’t Blog
Mom: *in quintessential Filipino accent* Jay, you know you shouldn’t do dat blog about all da boys Me: *only now realizing that my parents [Read More]
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