Me: So, Mom, I have a date tonight with a dentist
Mom: Oooooh good I hope he’s a Pilipino!
Me: Uhh..no actually he’s Jewish.
Mom: Oh dats eben better becoz da Jews are always rich, dey are so cheap dats why.
Me: Mom! That’s a very stereotypical thing to say you shouldn’t talk like that…
Mom: *very angrily* HEY! It’s true ok?! Da Jews are taught to neber spend der money so den dey hab all dis money wen you get older and retire its better den da Pilipinos. Ya…ya you know da Pilipinos will spend ALL YOR MONEY!! ….like yor DADDY!! ………so dats good I really hope he likes you…den u wont hab to work anymore becoz you are set por da ress ub yor lipe.
Me: …….thanks, Mom. I sure hope I can make you proud.
Mom: *not picking up on my sarcasm* Oh me too!