While hanging around at the pool, switching between prancing around in my stilettos and sleeping off my comedown (I somehow got it in my head that being out and about in the sun around other half-naked people could deter the depressing side effects by making me happy with rays of sunshine beaming into my face and naked little body), some girl screamed out from her window, “FUCKING WHORE!!!!” 

Upon hearing this, I got butterflies in my stomach and was instantly flattered and amused, as I thought to myself, “I’d rather be a whore than a hater!” 

And yes this is exactly what I looked like at the pool.