Co-worker: *excited voice on a super emo melancholy Indian boy* Look look!!! I found a back massager! Me: *not even turning around to look* [Read More]
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Fucking Around at Work
Co-worker: So...the bosses are out...what should we do? Me: We should fuck. Co-worker: YES. Where? Me: In the bathroom. Co-worker: Nobody's here [Read More]
Hard At Work
Co-worker: Why don't you take your pants off or something? God just let loose already... Me: No, if I take off my pants you'll end up cumming [Read More]
My Mocking Mama
Mom: *thick Filipino accent* So what ees yor new job den? Me: Well, Mom, I actually write newsletters and marketing emails giving men sex [Read More]
The Pick-up Artist
Him: *in a crowd of five guys walking into the club behind me* Hey cute dog! Can I pet it? Me: *sitting on a bench in front of the club and [Read More]
Penis Size Shmenis Size
Black Beauty Bookworm: *looking at a picture of one of my former flames* Oh he's really handsome! Wait you didn't like him back? Why [Read More]
The Princess and The Pee…in His Mouth
Me: So guys...he wants me to pee in his mouth. Mirage: Oh he's totally one of those guys that likes to call girls "Mommy" in bed I bet...I bet [Read More]
Kids?
Me: So somebody today asked me if I wanted kids...I can't even think that far into the future right now I'm only 25! King Kong: [Read More]
Keepin It In The Family
Grandma: *insert thick fobby accent* Jeyyy I hab a nep pyoo dat libs in el ey! (Jay, I have a nephew that lives in LA) I tink yoo should a meeet [Read More]
That’s What Friends Are For
Drama: I ran into M&M today...mother fucker pretended not to know me. Me: Really? That's weird... Drama: Probably because he was with a [Read More]
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