Mom: *in quintessential Filipino accent* Jay, you know you shouldn’t do dat blog about all da boys
Me: *only now realizing that my parents don’t want me to make public how slutty I really am out here in Hollywood* Mom…I know I get it…
Mom: No, Jay, becoz ip you do dat……den peepole will come to pind you end den come and be craysee to you! Der is a lot ub craysee peepole out der; I saw it on da TeeBee!
Me: *with a mildly sarcastic undertone* Hmm…ya know you’re right I think I saw that on TV too, Mom. Fine I won’t blog about my sexual escapades
Mom: Ok good coz dat’s not niiice
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